"Oddest Thing" Tag

My good friend, Pr David Petersen, has tagged me wanting to know the oddest thing in my office. Now does this mean my officium to dispense the sacred mysteries, or the place where I read, write, smoke, etc.? I'll assume the latter.

If "oddest" means "strange item most commented upon," then it would have to be a grey metal old-fashioned key holder that holds up to 100 keys. It's plastered to the gorgeous inch-thick knotty pine panelling, and so sticks out like a sore thumb. It's a left over from my predecessor (and perhaps his predecessor) and is filled with keys for the "Zion campus." Most, I'm sure, no longer work--although one never knows...

I tag the guys at Beggers All.